hopium & hypocritium

Robert Gibbs is almost as smart as Ari Fleischer.

The whorehouse spokeswhore
(apologies to my sex worker friends)
talked of drug tests for the critics of
the stubborn hopenosis of the Changer in Chief.

Although I am often out in front with criticism of Chez Obama,
the community organizer and man of the people,
and his fascist healthcare give away to the corporations
among other imperial fax pas, I am still more peaceful and sane
and I will take Mr Gibbs up on his offer and submit my pee for analysis.
But only when the supporters of the imperial first family,
smoking the hopium and taking their daily dose of hypocritium
submit theirs.

paraphrased from Cindy Sheehan's soapbox